And I’m supposed to write a paper… how?

Two things.

1) They put a DDR machine in the middle of the lounge, bleh. But then there’s this guy that looks like Ron Gochez (a suburban Che` for you non-SDSU’ers), complete with cammie bandana rockin the thing like its going outta style. We’re talking jumps, spins, leg lifts, hand motions. It’s insane. He just got over 240 combos.

2) I can’t remember the second one anymore.

Who would want the power of heart anyway

So, the other day I picked up Tres from the airport and took him to go pick up his car, at Tom’s house. This was pretty cool, cuz I hadn’t seen Tom in a while. When I mentioned that I was interested in playing guitar, his eyes lit up and he attempted to teach me a few things.

So I learned some barre chords, which are fairly hard, and a couple open chords, which are fairly easy. He started trying to teach me Bad Fish, by Sublime, but I’m not fast enough yet. If you’re familiar with the song, and you listen carefully, you can tell that its close, and I can personally tell I’m already getting better. So then Tom said, “here, borrow this guitar til you get your own”. To which I said, “sweeeet”.

So now I have a temporary guitar. It’s a Nylon 6-string Acoustic. I’d forgetten entirely about Nylon string guitars. And when I actually played this one I was surprised that I could tell the difference in the sound between steel and nylon string. Oh, and the guitar? Yeah. It’s a Royce. Yup, thats right. A Royce. Now for those of you wondering what a Royce is, it’s a guitar brand. This will probably be the first and last time you ever hear of a Royce brand guitar, even if you were to pick up a guitar tomorrow and become infused with the combined spirits of Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Kurt Cobain, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Bob Dylan (ooops, nm he’s not dead yet), and Frank Zappa (cuz in every five-man-team in which their-forces-combine in some communist idea that by giving up personal glory/power they serve a greater good, there’s always one guy who’s just kinda there cuz he’s worthless by himself [“Power of Heart”? what kind of crappy power is that?] So yeah. That’s why I put the Genius in France here.) Anyway. If you were to be infused with their combined souls tomorrow, and become the greatest guitar god(dess) EVAR, you’d still probably never hear of it, because its some no name brand.

Wow, that was a long paragraph. I still want to get my Ovation, though. I guess I’ll just need to get 3 guitars now. My Ovation, an acoustic Nylon string, and eventually an Electric ;o)

Anyways, gotta write a paper.

SBC and JS suck, Perl is still cool

Guri is no longer with us. Eowyn won’t be shortly. These are probably things better left untalked about.

I’m beginning to realize I don’t like javascript. I mean, it seems nice and all… but it also sucks in every way perl kicks ass. If there’s a problem, for example, the script simply doesn’t run. Unlike perl, which will either say ‘hey dude, you screwed up over here, might wanna fix this shit here.’ or even just running and stopping after a few things.

No, it just doesn’t do anything. I get a blank page. And thats not even for big errors. That’s just misspelling a word, misplacing a punctuation mark.

Oh well.

I want these.

Ah. Our contract with SBC is finished as of September 10th. We’re kinda deciding between Speakeasy and Cox. I’m leaning toward Speakeasy, because even though its $10 more than Cox, they’re more than friendly to running servers. Which you can’t really say for any other ISP. Especially SBC. Unfortunately, it looks like currently their cheapest Static IP service is $60/month, which is a little out of our price range. But I’ve dealt with dynamic IP’s thus far, another few months won’t kill me.

Anyway, we’ve yet to make any plans with regards to our email service, so if you notice I’m not online for a few days, its cuz I’m waiting for internet. Don’t send me anymore mail to my SBC account, btw. Use the email address at the top of this page… my ‘rohan’ account.

I have a clickie sharpie.

This is interesting. If you’re into that sort of thing.

Apparently my political ideology is somewhere around Mahatma Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, and The Dalai Lama… something like a Socialist Libertarian… which fits, I think.

In other news, I’ve made some serious progress on my web-journal. Right now it reads from a file for certain info, then posts that info into a webpage. As of right now the only way to add posts is to edit this file, but I’ve started work on the ‘add entry’ page. Then I work on handling replies. Then I can pretty it up ;o)

btw. If you ever had any doubts about Third Eye Blind having some … err… songs inappropriate for mixed company… download Slow Motion by them. They don’t even try to slip in innuendo… its just right there.

oh yes, it will be mine.

Ok, I was prematurely interupted by a Star Craft match.

Back to the guitars.

The one I want looks like this. Though I’m not sure about which color.

Anyway. So you may wonder what the difference is. Well, it’s lighter, its not as bulky, and the action is great. Action being how easy it is to hit the frets. It just felt right. For a while I was really weirded out by the rounded back, so I didn’t even try one, but I actually like it better having held one. It’s also the same one Clare has, and she loves hers.

I’ve also learned two chords now! I know a C Major and a D Major. w00t. I’m on my way to becoming a rockstar…

It will be mine…

I need it. At first, I went to Scotty’s Guitar… I figure, hey, support local stores wherever possible. So I stop on by, look around, and find this Fender DG-8 Acoustic starter kit for $250. Comes with case, extra set of strings, tuner, picks, and a teacher DVD. Well, as it turns out, that set isn’t thought of very highly. I guess that makes sense, as it is amazingly cheap.

Well, every day since then I’ve been to Guitar Center. I’ve messed with Yamahas, Taylors, Martins, Epiphones, Fenders… and then Tristan pointed out an Ovation. And so I went and picked one up to try. Oh my God. I still can’t play guitar, but now I want to more than ever. And I want this one.

time to get ready for sk00l

Grrr. I *hate* popups. Looks like I’ll have to reinstall windows before the next LAN party…

Ok. Lately I’ve been having two simultaneous thought processes, but until recently they had been quite separate.

Thought the first was: I think I’m getting over keeping up all these fish tanks. I think it’d be easier on me if I only had one up and running. It would also cut back a little on electricity (though fish tanks don’t really use all that much).

Thought the second was: Man, chicks really really dig guys that play guitar.

I don’t really think I have any skills that members of the opposite sex would find interesting. Rarely have I stood in line for school books and heard one girl lament to another, “But his website just wasn’t w3c compliant, and the colors? Who uses red for text? I had to dump him”. And no girl has ever looked over my shoulder while at school and said, “Wow, is that perl? Hey what are you doing tonight?” The list goes on and on. Most – hell probably all – people who read this thing don’t care about HTML, Web Servers, Linux, Syllable, kioslaves, perl or graphics libraries.

And thats fine. You people already know me, and have some sliver of fondness for me, I hope. So you deal with my occasional rambling about nerdy stuff that interests me. Of course, I suppose I should say that there most certainly are girls out there who would find these sorts of things interesting, but that number is decidedly small. And it certainly is no one’s fault by my own. I simply never took the time to master another skill.

So back to guitar.

  • Fact. Chicks dig guys with guitars.
  • Fact. Merely holding a guitar in your hands raises your coolness by 20 points, but doesn’t necessarily lower your nerdness.
  • Fact. People are impressed by other people who can make music.

Now lets run down the list of known guitar players here:

  • Tristan -plays guitar, has gf
  • Tom -plays guitar, doesn’t have gf solely because he doesn’t want one
  • Kimble -plays guitar, status unknown, but could easily get many chicks
  • Steve from dorms -played guitar, got crazy laid by >3 other dormites.

It seems the decision is all too easy. Sell fish tanks. Buy guitar. Get lots of chicks.